Dagliklarppark is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, awesome owl.

Dagliklarppark created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dagliklarppark, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dagliklarppark, he will ignore you.

Dagliklarppark's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dagliklarppark's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Dagliklarppark loves ducks, so they must be respected.

3. Never feed coconuts to rats while wearing ear rings.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

5. Never eat bananas.