Tadmonjop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, witty wolf.

Tadmonjop created dark energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadmonjop, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tadmonjop, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tadmonjop's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Tadmonjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Never eat peas.

4. Tadmonjop must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.