Stantofnig is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, duplicitous camel.

Stantofnig created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Stantofnig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stantofnig, she will be very sad.

Stantofnig's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Stantofnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near doves while wearing blue shirts and balancing six copper spheres on your head.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Run away from red sheep, for they are unholy.

5. Never think about galaxies.