Bigcedmad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, witless chinchilla.

Bigcedmad created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigcedmad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bigcedmad, it will curse you with boils.

Bigcedmad's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bigcedmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention aardvarks.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about gravity near geese while wearing red kilts and balancing four iron spheres on your face.