Fagominbet is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, idiotic wombat.

Fagominbet created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Fagominbet, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fagominbet, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fagominbet's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fagominbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Never feed lots of spinach to mites while wearing black hats.