Arfxindobnutjonnigmif is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, caring cat.

Arfxindobnutjonnigmif created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfxindobnutjonnigmif, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Arfxindobnutjonnigmif, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Arfxindobnutjonnigmif's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Arfxindobnutjonnigmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about photosynthesis.

2. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

3. Arfxindobnutjonnigmif must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never eat green fruit.