Spagarfzag is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, bad-tempered crow.

Spagarfzag created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagarfzag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Spagarfzag, it will strike you with lightening.

Spagarfzag's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Spagarfzag's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Spagarfzag.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Respect your elders.