Nulripyok is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental hare.

Nulripyok created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulripyok, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nulripyok, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nulripyok's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Nulripyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near voles while wearing cyan hats and balancing eight titanium spheres on your legs.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Run away if three mice approach from the north.

4. Nulripyok loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.