Gadqueegspag is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, cheerful
raven.
Gadqueegspag created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gadqueegspag, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Gadqueegspag, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Gadqueegspag's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Gadqueegspag's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear platinum on your body.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Run away from orange geese, for they are unholy.
4. Do not wear mauve clothing.
5. Never talk about chromosomes.