Yakdonhab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, staggering hydra.

Yakdonhab created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Yakdonhab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yakdonhab, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Yakdonhab's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Yakdonhab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Retreat if four sharks approach from the west.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.