Librullab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, resourceful bat.

Librullab created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Librullab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Librullab, it will be very sad.

Librullab's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Librullab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Always help gulls in need.

4. Do not take Librullab's name in vain.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.