Wodkabsis Vigflabbarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, loving ferret.

Wodkabsis Vigflabbarn created viruses seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodkabsis Vigflabbarn, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wodkabsis Vigflabbarn, she will destroy your home planet.

Wodkabsis Vigflabbarn's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Wodkabsis Vigflabbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Do not keep eight swans in a large pit.

5. Never paint your legs mauve.