Tinbastwit is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, charitable goat.

Tinbastwit created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinbastwit, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tinbastwit, he will manifest in front of you.

Tinbastwit's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Tinbastwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention rats.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not keep six tapirs in a large pit.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. You must never eat turnips.