Linwappom Danbarnfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage goat.

Linwappom Danbarnfarn created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linwappom Danbarnfarn, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Linwappom Danbarnfarn, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Linwappom Danbarnfarn's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Linwappom Danbarnfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

5. Do not wear black clothing.