Kipdussnull Natjendut is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, egotistical armadillo.

Kipdussnull Natjendut created the planet Earth two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipdussnull Natjendut, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kipdussnull Natjendut, he will cry a lot.

Kipdussnull Natjendut's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Kipdussnull Natjendut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near eagles while wearing orange shoes and balancing five carbon spheres on your back.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never feed garlic to ducks while wearing scarves.

5. Do not eat peanuts.