Vadhivpopbed is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witty duck.

Vadhivpopbed created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadhivpopbed, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vadhivpopbed, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vadhivpopbed's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Vadhivpopbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near turtles while wearing pink skirts and balancing eight gold spheres on your head.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

4. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Vadhivpopbed in the centre of the settlement.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.