Bedbegdav Tinranfencedfumgonpig is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, intelligent naga.

Bedbegdav Tinranfencedfumgonpig created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedbegdav Tinranfencedfumgonpig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bedbegdav Tinranfencedfumgonpig, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bedbegdav Tinranfencedfumgonpig's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bedbegdav Tinranfencedfumgonpig's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bedbegdav Tinranfencedfumgonpig.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always obey Bedbegdav Tinranfencedfumgonpig's priests.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Never leap near moths.