Titloopsom is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable squid.

Titloopsom created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Titloopsom, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Titloopsom, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Titloopsom's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Titloopsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Run away if eight bats approach from the east.

4. Hide from cyan gulls for they are unholy.

5. Retreat if nine seals approach from the north.