Funhenwigvab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, self-assured pigeon.

Funhenwigvab created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Funhenwigvab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Funhenwigvab, it will boil you in a big pot.

Funhenwigvab's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Funhenwigvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Funhenwigvab in the centre of the settlement.