Febcimcip is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, competent shark.

Febcimcip created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Febcimcip, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Febcimcip, he will be very unhappy.

Febcimcip's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Febcimcip's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

3. Never think ill of sick otters.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not kill doves.