Methombissbig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional beaver.

Methombissbig created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Methombissbig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Methombissbig, it will remove you from existence.

Methombissbig's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Methombissbig's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Worship no other gods but Methombissbig.

4. Never wear white stockings.

5. Never talk about pigs.