Cissawot is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fast rhinoceros.

Cissawot created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissawot, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cissawot, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cissawot's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cissawot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cissawot.

4. Always wear red.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.