Jinfutbad is a god.

It takes the form of a small, blissful lobster.

Jinfutbad created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinfutbad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jinfutbad, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Jinfutbad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Jinfutbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about parsnips.

2. Never sing near hamsters.

3. Never sprint in the presence of seals.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.