Gudtofjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, deceitful duck.

Gudtofjarn created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudtofjarn, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gudtofjarn, she will torture you forever.

Gudtofjarn's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Gudtofjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not hurt swans.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never hop in the presence of pigs.