Jadriljig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, dishonourable goat.

Jadriljig created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jadriljig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jadriljig, she will be mildly annoyed.

Jadriljig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Jadriljig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Never wear green shorts.

5. Do not drink alcohol.