Cublungep is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, conceited weasel.

Cublungep created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cublungep, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cublungep, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cublungep's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Cublungep's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Hide if eight monkeys approach from the north.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never mention sheep.