Stikpiglingub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unfair bee.

Stikpiglingub created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikpiglingub, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stikpiglingub, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Stikpiglingub's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Stikpiglingub's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Feed all hungry badgers.

4. Run away if three shrews approach from the south.

5. Never mention tapirs.