Habfarster is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, sapient jaguar.

Habfarster created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habfarster, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Habfarster, she will turn you into a tree.

Habfarster's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Habfarster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not take Habfarster's name in vain.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.