Benlarnfar is a god.
She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, blissful
dryad.
Benlarnfar created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Benlarnfar, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Benlarnfar, she will make you grow a tail.
Benlarnfar's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Benlarnfar's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. You must pray to Benlarnfar four times a day.
3. Do not dye your hair yellow.
4. Never laugh in holy places.
5. Always help sharks in need.