Gadnurl is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, temperamental donkey.

Gadnurl created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadnurl, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gadnurl, it will turn you into a plant.

Gadnurl's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Gadnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Put Gadnurl first in all things.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Gadnurl must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.