Rennarttag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, weak penguin.

Rennarttag created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rennarttag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rennarttag, he will turn you into a mole.

Rennarttag's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Rennarttag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near hamsters while wearing violet shirts and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your arms.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.