Godwapxen is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, loving seal.

Godwapxen created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Godwapxen, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Godwapxen, it will manifest in front of you.

Godwapxen's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Godwapxen's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not kill squirrels.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Godwapxen in the centre of the settlement.