Fagjambonk is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unthoughtful fly.

Fagjambonk created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fagjambonk, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fagjambonk, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fagjambonk's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Fagjambonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Fagjambonk must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not speak about turnips.

4. Always help sick eagles.

5. Run away from blue moths, for they are unholy.