Bepxucmil Didingneggenmattunjinster is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, cheerful deer.

Bepxucmil Didingneggenmattunjinster created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepxucmil Didingneggenmattunjinster, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bepxucmil Didingneggenmattunjinster, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bepxucmil Didingneggenmattunjinster's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bepxucmil Didingneggenmattunjinster's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never wear cyan skirts.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.