Largfatloop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing crane.

Largfatloop created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Largfatloop, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Largfatloop, he will laugh at you.

Largfatloop's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Largfatloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Largfatloop.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.