Rotkingar Flamsandsad is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, self-assured faun.

Rotkingar Flamsandsad created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotkingar Flamsandsad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rotkingar Flamsandsad, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rotkingar Flamsandsad's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Rotkingar Flamsandsad's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

5. Do not wear red clothing.