Wegyaryik Flagwappidyam is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, quiet mole.

Wegyaryik Flagwappidyam created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegyaryik Flagwappidyam, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wegyaryik Flagwappidyam, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Wegyaryik Flagwappidyam's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Wegyaryik Flagwappidyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

5. Never laugh near porpoises.