Zigbegstig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able goblin.

Zigbegstig created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigbegstig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zigbegstig, he will strike you with lightening.

Zigbegstig's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Zigbegstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never hurt sharks.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never wear ear rings.