Fitfatrut is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unselfish aardvark.

Fitfatrut created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitfatrut, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fitfatrut, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fitfatrut's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Fitfatrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near foxes while wearing green shoes and balancing nine carbon spheres on your legs.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.