Lamkomlit is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty lizard.

Lamkomlit created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Lamkomlit, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lamkomlit, it will remove you from existence.

Lamkomlit's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Lamkomlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near otters while wearing magenta ear rings and balancing six tin spheres on your face.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not keep nine goats in a large pit.

5. Do not drink alcohol.