Fubjaddot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, weak wombat.

Fubjaddot created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubjaddot, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fubjaddot, it will think nothing of it.

Fubjaddot's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fubjaddot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not kill swans.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Feed all hungry monkeys.

5. Never eat nuts.