Nakdodbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a small, selfish lion.

Nakdodbaf created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakdodbaf, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nakdodbaf, it will turn you into a mole.

Nakdodbaf's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Nakdodbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Feed all hungry dolphins.

3. Erect five tin sculptures of Nakdodbaf on top of important buildings.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near pigs while wearing cyan ear rings and balancing eight silicon spheres on your hands.