Batrowmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish dragonfly.

Batrowmeg created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batrowmeg, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Batrowmeg, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Batrowmeg's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Batrowmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Batrowmeg in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not kill badgers.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never wear shoes.