Boprotgutfen is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, selfish cobra.

Boprotgutfen created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Boprotgutfen, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Boprotgutfen, he will turn you into a dog.

Boprotgutfen's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Boprotgutfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Never wear green ear rings.

4. You must pray to Boprotgutfen seven times a day.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.