Talditarp is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, fast troll.

Talditarp created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Talditarp, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Talditarp, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Talditarp's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Talditarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest blue.

2. Never sing near frogs.

3. Never eat gooseberries.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.