Pangjabbit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, emotional ferret.

Pangjabbit created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangjabbit, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pangjabbit, it will turn you into a hamster.

Pangjabbit's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Pangjabbit's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always help voles.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pangjabbit.