Omthudwat Kabtalyimquart is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, impressive raven.

Omthudwat Kabtalyimquart created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Omthudwat Kabtalyimquart, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Omthudwat Kabtalyimquart, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Omthudwat Kabtalyimquart's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Omthudwat Kabtalyimquart's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never feed oranges to foxes while wearing shoes.

5. Always pray immersed in water.