Komvedlig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sapient alligator.

Komvedlig created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komvedlig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Komvedlig, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Komvedlig's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Komvedlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Worship no other gods but Komvedlig.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.