Goddudbaf Kintonkbut is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, omniscient centipede.

Goddudbaf Kintonkbut created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Goddudbaf Kintonkbut, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Goddudbaf Kintonkbut, he will not care.

Goddudbaf Kintonkbut's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Goddudbaf Kintonkbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three tortoises in a large pit.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Goddudbaf Kintonkbut.