Tailbinren is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, idiotic finch.

Tailbinren created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailbinren, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tailbinren, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tailbinren's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Tailbinren's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms black.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Retreat if four pigs approach from the north.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

5. Never think about asteroids.